The thoughts and wisdom of Andrew C. Smith Esq. (It will improve, I promise)

GREETINGS FROM PLANET SMITH
Well, it was easy enough to get this far, now I've got to think of something interesting to put here.
I could be dull and boring and just put a big list of what I like, what I'm like and all that usual personal homepage palaver but I don't think I'll bother.

Oh, alright then, but only until I've got some interesting ideas, then the dull lists are 'out of here' like last nights spag bol.

Stuff I like (in no particular order)
AFC Bournemouth, my girlfriend (ahhhhh), Star Wars, Spinal Tap, lots of music from the Roses to Plastikman and back again,
pie and chips, sausage and chips, good food, good wine, good (you know, can't really mention it), arguing, giggling, fruit that are
particular shapes, strange uses for vegetables, cricket, golf, loads of stuff really.

Blah, blah, blah, left then right then left again. No one is reading this anyway so I may as well put anything down.

No standing on the top deck, no pissing in the shallow end.

Stuff I hate (again in no order)
Southampton, Portsmouth, Man Utd (can you spot a pattern emerging here)
Vegetables, mindless car chase action no plot guess the ending before the film starts films
drum and bass, people who go on endlessly about anything in particular,
Princess Diana 1st celebratory memorial - a conspiracy set up by the flower sellers if you ask me
Loads of other stuff, but I am limited in time and space.

A full list is available to anyone who wants it.

I've GOT an Idea
Looking at the pictures I have chosen from the poor selection on
offer, what would Freud say of my choice of:
Electric Chair
Lots of Sausages
A Sperm

There is something a wrong there all right - a big hearty smile to the most amusing answer



Blimey Mrs O'Reilly
well, this isn't much fun is it - there you all were thinking, mm,internet, must be good stuff out there.

I am limited in my input as I had to agree to a whole heap of shit before getting the site - no racism, bigotry, porn and or dodgy drug references.

This is good - but, it don't leave you with a lot to talk about.


Favourite links
 

independent Bournemouth page
latest news and gossip on AFCB from Ray

al's butt page
crazy things stuck up bottoms, words and x-ray pictures. mmm, amusing no?

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